Therapy for the bold and faint of heart.

Zeus: What is it you want? A ship? A crew?

Jason: No, I can find those myself.

Zeus: Oh. And what are you going to use in place of gold?

Jason: The hearts of men.

Zeus: I did well to choose you Jason- the gods are best served by those who want their help the least.

*Jason and the Argonauts

centrifuge - THIS is the only coping mechanism you will ever need!!

noun

cen· tri· fuge ˈsen-trə-ˌfyüj :

a machine using centrifugal force for separating substances of different densities.

verb [with object] (usually be centrifuged)

subject to the action of a centrifuge.

• separate by centrifuge: the black liquid is centrifuged into oil and water.

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